When I was younger, my mother used to say things like “avocados don’t grow on trees”, and then she would scold me with boiling water. Wait. No. No that’s not correct. She would say “money doesn’t grow on trees” and then she would not scold me with boiling water.
Either way, you can grow your own avocados with this thing that they call the Avoseedo Bowl. It’s pretty much a DIY avocado planting system, so you can make tons of guacamole and no one will ask you weird questions. Like “why do you have so much guacamole?”
And you don’t even have to pay attention to it, because the Avoseedo does all the work for you. You know, because planting a seed and waiting for it to grow is a really complicated process (sarcasm)!
The best thing about this avocado tree growing kit, is that it’s only 10 bucks! You know what they say: give a man an avocado, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to grow avocados, and he will have a bunch of avocados!
$10 From Amazon
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