Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug

Coffee Makes You Poop: Wise Words From A Mug

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Some people are introverts, and some people are extroverts. It’s a fact of life. Just like pooping. So, everybody will love this Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug. Stay with me on this one.

Extroverts will want the world to know that the caffeine in their coffee has stimulated the muscles of their lower large intestine – otherwise known as the rectosigmoid colon, if you want to get hoity toity about it, which makes them want to poop. They will use this cheerful mug, with the words “Coffee Makes Me Poop,” emblazoned upon it, to start a conversation with you – about poop, the weather, or about their favorite color. Extroverts.

Introverts will like this mug because it will let them communicate, without actually speaking. If the introvert feels like reaching out, they can simply push the mug slightly towards their desired object of interaction. Said object will see the hilarious “Coffee Makes Me Poop” text on the mug, and hilarity and great conversation will ensue.

And so, everyone will enjoy the mug. Also appealing is the fact that it comes in 11 ounce, 16 ounce, or 11 ounce sizes.

Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug 2Via Amazon


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