Holy… crap… I’m not even going to waste time with an intro on this, except that do you remember an old Saturday Night Live parody commercial for cereal called “Colon Blow”?
They… made… “Colon Blow”… and I want it! I want at least one box of this, and I have wanted it since I was little and saw that sketch. Why, you ask? Because I love sh*tting. I mean, I actually love it! I still have memories from childhood, of sitting on the toilet, singing at the top of my lungs, and just having a great time, as I pushed out little brown nuggets of my past.
Some specs on this Colon Blow: each box contains 16 ounces of anal oil strikes, and it only takes half a cup of the stuff to clear up that bottleneck traffic on your hershey highway! How is this possible? Well because this cereal contains 30,000 times the fiber content of regular oat bran. Fiber is the stuff that makes you poo, in case you didn’t know.
So, get on the phone, get on the net, do whatever you have to do to make sure I get a box of this stuff in the mail soon!
$15.99 From Amazon
Article Tags: Breakfast · Snack