I’ll be the first to say it: I don’t f*cking understand Cinderella (the kids story, not the band). What the hell is up with the glass slipper? How can a slipper be made of glass? Isn’t that just a glass shoe? And who wears slippers to a royal ball? And who wears GLASS?! The moment you stepped on gravel or pavement, the sh*t’s just gonna shatter, and you’re gonna be left with two bloody stumps for feet! I mean, come on, haven’t you ever seen Die Hard?!
Anyways, for those of you who are slipper lovers, and are NOT completely inept when it comes to personal safety, here is a DIY self project you may like. These are a pair of Minion slippers! Okay, well it isn’t the slippers themselves, but it is an instant download of the crochet pattern you will need to make them. Everything else (yarn, needles, ect.), you are on your own for.
So, it’s a little confusing why they are charging 5 bucks for merely a pattern, but hey, you gotta make a quick buck somehow. At least they aren’t selling meth to school children.
$5 From Etsy
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