In case you haven’t figured it out yet, I drink a lot of beer. I like beer. I like the taste of cheap beer, I like the way it makes me feel, and I like the way it makes me not care when I am sh*tting my life and loved ones down life’s proverbial toilet. So the last thing I want to do is keep tabs on it. Beer doesn’t care how many cigarettes I smoke, and I don’t care how many beers I drink. I drink until I don’t feel like drinking and then I stop. You know why? Because I am this thing called a grown up.
But, maybe you are one of those people who feels a need to justify yourself by keeping tally of what a horrible lightweight you are. For you, is this DropCatch – beer bottle opener that has a magnet that catches the cap of your beer so you can later count all of them and say “dude, brah, I drank, like 15 beers last night and woke up next to a donkey”!
Its back base is made of walnut wood, and the opener is made from solid stainless steel. The magnet is power enough to hold 15 bottle caps, but if you get the super-duper version, you can get a magnet that holds up to 52! But I don’t recommend that one, that’s for us veterans, not you amateurs.
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