Ah, Christmas time. It’s the time of year that reminds us that for the first decade or so of our lives, our parents blatantly lied to us on a regular basis. But it was a necessary foundation to teach us not to believe in fairytales, thus instilling the important realization Christianity is probably full of sh*t as well. That’s just my opinion, I could be wrong.
It is also the time of year that reminds us why we moved out of the house the second we turned 18, earlier for some of us. Spending time with family is like running a freaking marathon, and on a day like Christmas, all you can do to keep from murdering your flesh and blood, is to get completely loaded while you wait for everyone to go to sleep!
So, keeping with the holiday spirit, is this drunken Santa gift wrapping paper! So now you can express Christmas’s true meaning with gift wrap that tells it like it is!
We assume that this is made up of regular wrapping paper materials, and each singular order will get you a 26 x 72 inch sheet. It has a pattern that features a drunk Santa vomiting, the word “ho” is replaced with “hoe”!
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