Have you ever seen “The Shawshank Redemption”? It’s one of my favorite movies. And I think one of the best written lines in the film is “the man who crawled through a river of sh*t and came out clean on the other side.”
I just picture that. A river of sh*t. At first I feel like it would be completely disgusting, but then I think maybe the texture would be relaxing… like a mud bath. Unfortunately, the smell would still be horrendous!
Well this won’t exactly turn your pool into a tub of sh*t, but it can get you one step closer… sort of. This is an inflatable pool float that looks like that pile of sh*t emoji that seemed to just appear on our screens one day!
The float is obviously colored a healthy sh*t brown, and is 5 feet by 5 feet, so it’s a pretty big sh*t. Think more burrito night than soup night. It is made from heavy duty vinyl.
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