For several years now, I have been plagued by my brain. I know I know that I should take an ear of corn out on a date, but I just can’t find the “one”. She has to be beautiful, you know, she can’t just look like all the other ears of corn. I don’t want everyone look at me as someone who just dates average ears of corn, I want to be known as the person who settles for nothing less than the best!
Well, if you are in the same boat, our prayers have been answered! This is Glass Gem Corn, and it will have everybody so jealous of you and your lovely vegetable prowess! It’s corn, but the kernels look like different colored, smooth, gemstones!
But don’t worry, it isn’t actually made of rocks. It is REAL corn, that grows from the ground and everything. What you are getting is a pack of 25 seeds which contain a rare strain of flint corn. Flint corn is usually either used for decoration or ground down into flour.
So go ahead grow your dream lover! Just wear a condom… we don’t need no human mutant corn babies running around.
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