Well, I just can’t win. No matter how much I bitch and complain that women take too long to do… well… anything, they just keep coming out with these enabling products to ensure that females will never learn how frustrating it is to be all ready to go, just to have to wait for your dragging *ass! Seriously, is the term “on time” something that you are just completely oblivious to?
Well, this is glow in the dark body paint, and it will ensure to add at least a couple more hours onto any woman’s bathroom time! Because now instead of just putting on lipstick and eyeliner before the show, she will want to spend hours making stupid intricate designs all over herself. Thanks guys! Thanks a lot!
The glow in the dark body paint dries very quickly, is black light responsive and comes in several different colors. It washes off easily, so be ready to go through the same hell every time you go out. Thanks again, guys!
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