GoldenEye 007 N64 Watch

This GoldenEye 007 N64 Watch Will Not Make People Think You Are Cool!


You know, I have been seeing this more and more, and I just don’t get it. What is the craze behind stylish watches? I mean, yeah, there was a time when a Rolex would get you laid by some gold-digging hussy, but that was 20-30 years ago. Nowadays, if you even wear a watch, it does nothing. You won’t get noticed because of it, no one in their right mind is going to have sex with you for it, and no one is even going to notice it unless you bring it up. And if you bring it up, you are just going to look like a loser for being so enthusiastic about your stupid wrist watch!

Nevertheless, here is a watch that is fashioned in the style of the classic N64 Golden-Eye video game. If you are old enough to remember that game, then I guess you are old enough to consider wristwatches a fashion statement!

The GoldenEye watch features your typical two hands that tell the time for you and all the people not hanging out with you. On the sides of the face, it has the two life and defense bars from the game. And it is made of metal, even though thing is so not “metal”!

GoldenEye 007 N64 Watch 2
$19.99 From Amazon or Etsy

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