Summon your inner caveman! Rub some sticks together ’til you make some fire. Or, find a box of matches, lighter, or flamethrower. Then, ignite this Hatching Dinosaur Candle that you bravely hunted down (or otherwise miraculously acquired). The magic that is flame will cast a magical glow upon you and all that lives in your man cave.
After a few hours of admiring your countenance in the flickering candlelight, behold: a perfectly formed, anatomically correct baby raptor rises from the melted primordial wax! Its baby arms tucked under its baby chin, it may seem to regard you with curiosity, or menace, but relax – this little critter is 100% fake, so it will leave your pretty jugular intact.
When the candle melts completely, you can safely pluck the baby raptor out of the wax remnants, and help it get acclimatized to the 21st century. Unless you’re a brute, you can explain to it that all its friends went out to buy a carton of milk, and maybe got a little lost on the way back.
$45.15 From Firebox
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