Big Box Of Live Ladybugs

Big Box Of Live Ladybugs: The Perfect Gift For Your Enemy

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I am a bad-ass. Like, not trying to sound tough or anything, but I have been in countless fights in my lifetime, with people who include people who were much bigger than me. And I won more than I lost. So don’t try to intimidate me. You can’t.

Well, unless you sent me this. This is a box full of bugs. And I f*cking HATE bugs. These are live ladybugs 4,500 of them. If you want to make an enemy for life, send me this. I will find you… and I will hurt you.

Each box comes with 4,500 live ladybugs, and they are alive… so they can crawl on you. And I don’t know if you knew this, but ladybugs bite. I have been bitten before.

I don’t really know the benefits of having a bunch of ladybugs at your disposal, but I imagine it has something to do with world domination. This is worse than the first edition of “Creepshow”.

$16.41 From Amazon


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