Luci Inflatable Solar Lantern

Luci Inflatable Solar Lantern: Making Your Home Burglaries Easier!


You know what the hardest part of being a home thief is? Well, besides the number of times you have been shot at, or had the crap beaten out of you, it’s probably the jail time. But as you are sitting there in your cell, with nothing but time to think about what you have done, take a moment to consider what landed you there. And 9 times out of 10 it will always be the same thing. You went to do your burglarizing at night.

The problem with searching through someone else’s home in the dark, is that you are pretty likely to bump into something since you don’t live there. If only there was some reasonable, portable device that could let you see in the dark, so you can safely steal anything in the room. Like, you know, a flashlight?

Well this is a Luci portable, inflatable solar lantern. You can carry it right in your burglar sack, blow it up, get the booty, and put it away in a flash!

The lantern is solar powered, so you can spend all day charging it while you count your score from the previous night’s excursion! Then just simply expand it to expose and light 10 LED lights that will illuminate your surroundings. Plus it’s waterproof, because that means something or other!

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$20.65 From Amazon

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