Microwave Egg Cooker

Whoever Made This Microwave Egg Cooker, Knows Nothing About Cooking Eggs!

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You may be sick of hearing it, but I am a cook, and a damned good one at that. I have worked in kitchens throughout my life, and during my time there, I learned a LOT of things about good food, and what makes it. And you want to know one thing off the top of my head (besides feces) that NEVER came up in that conversation? A microwave. Because a microwave is only good for warming up leftovers, or for people too stupid to cook for themselves.

Well, the people who made this next product must really suck in the kitchen, because they somehow cannot manage to make a simple cooked egg. So they came up with this microwave egg cooker. Come on people, poaching an egg is not rocket science. You bring some water and vinegar to a boil, stir it in a circle to create a whirlpool, drop in you egg in and wait 90 seconds before taking it out. ::Sigh:: But in case that seemed like too much for you…

The microwave egg cooker is ceramic and dishwasher safe. Now what really shows that these people don’t know what they are doing, is that they put a vent on this thing to let steam out. Sorry there, Bucko, when cooking eggs, steam is usually your best friend, so get ready to have some of the dryest eggs of your life!

No worries. I will go to work knowing full well that my breakfast was much, much, better than yours.

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