Peanut Butter And Jam Whiskey

Peanut Butter And Jam Whiskey: Release Your Child Drunk!

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I have two questions for you. First, do you like Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? You probably should, because they taste awesome. They are one of the most classic combination of flavors, and you should feel weird if you don’t like that sh*t.

Secondly, do you like whiskey? “Like” is the operative term here, because some people just can’t drink whiskey. Whiskey tends make people…. oh f*ck you if you don’t like whiskey, move along!!! And if you don’t like PB&J, then F*CK YOU TOO!!!!

Sorry, I got a little excited there.

Anyways, here is some whiskey that tastes ingeniously like peanut butter and jelly! It comes from the great people at Firebox, and is flavored with a variety of clever combinations! So now you can finally have your childhood in a shot glass… nay, an entire bottle, full of regret!

As if whiskey couldn’t remind us of our childhoods any further… you know… how dad was… how life was.. so morbid… so scary… so alone.
I just made myself sad. I need a drink.

Peanut Butter And Jam Whiskey 2$56.97 From Firebox


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