Protein Infused Beer

Protein Infused Beer: Beer For Your Self-Esteem!


Look, I don’t work out. In fact, my only form of exercise is pretty much my second job, working as a dishwasher in a fancy pants restaurant. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not fat by any means, just the opposite. I am skinny as hell; a stiff breeze would probably blow me over, even though I drink like a fountain!

So this would probably help me jack up. It is a beer with protein in it! It’s beer. It’s protein. It’s the equivalent of drinking a Redbull with vodka. So you can finally pretend you are watching your figure in some way other than ordering a salad at a fast food restaurant!

Each bottle or can of the protein infused beer contains 4% protein, which may not seem like much, but if you drink like a 6 (30) rack of this sh*t, you are getting enough to start packing on some muscle pounds! So you can finally drink as much as you want to, without having that ominous feeling that you may be wasting your life away!



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