When I was growing up, my mother had a bunch of garden gnomes in the yard. I used to be terrified of them. All I could ever think about was all of them coming alive when the lights went out and crawling into my bedroom window and slaughtering me in my sleep. Seriously, I used to have nightmares about it, and I begged my mom to get of them until she finally did.
Well I probably would have slept a lot better if I had this thing out there. This is a garden gnome that looks like Samuel Jackson’s character “Jules Winnfield” from the movie Pulp Fiction! If only this little guy had been around to keep all those little bastards in line!
The gnome is holding a gun, pointed forward, and scrawled along the statue’s base, are the infamous words “SAY WHAT AGAIN!” He stands about 9 and a half inches tall, and is hand painted and weatherproof. And he will protect you at night from those other homicidal gnomes.
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