Pyro Mini Fireshooter

Pyro Mini Fireshooter: Well This Seems Safe

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It (recently) never ceases to amaze me what products are becoming readily available to the public. In a time where gun control, terrorism, and outright violence is a serious crisis, it just bewilders me that we are just handing out weapons like the public is a bunch of kids in a candy store!

But, it is what it is. So here is a thing that lets you… (shaking my head)… shoot fireballs. Yes, I’m being serious. Now the next crazy guy on the street can go Lui Kang on everyone’s ass, and shoot f*cking FIREBALLS at people that he thinks are reading his mind! They aren’t really lethal unless your target is really flammable.

What this is, is a handheld device, called Pyro mini fireshooter, that is filled with flash paper ammo. It runs on regular batteries, and even has a strap for your wrist. So, 20 years from now, the gun debate will be over. It will be replaced with the flamethrower control debate.

Pyro Mini Fireshooter 2

Pyro Mini Fireshooter 3
$147 From Slashgear


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