Ruggie Carpet Alarm Clock

Ruggie Carpet Alarm Clock: You Don’t Have To Kill Anymore!

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I am going to confess something to you. I am a serial killer and a rapist. Now, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking “you sick F*CK! I’m calling the cops!” Don’t worry, it’s not all the time, just when I wake up in the morning. Now you are thinking “WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MATTER?! I’M CALLING THE COPS!”

Calm down there, hero. I’m not killing people. I’m talking about when my alarm goes off. We have all been there: you get done with just enough beer to make your eyelids heavy, you close them for what seems like 10 freaking seconds, and you are awakened by the piercing rhythmic beep coming from your clock. What ensues is a complete raping of the snooze button, and (at least in my case) a clock body count of 100+ and counting!

Well not anymore, thanks to this Ruggie foot activated carpet alarm clock! Not only will this thing force you to sit up and get the blood flowing, but you can’t throw it against a wall and break it. So you will save a ton of money when you don’t have to buy a new alarm clock every couple of days!

The “clock” is in the form of a small foot pad, has digital time display, and is made of high quality memory foam. To shut the alarm off, you must stand on it with BOTH feet for 3 seconds. You know what that means? NO SNOOZE BUTTON BIOTCH!!!!



$99 From KickStarter


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