I know I have probably lost my wallet numerous times, but there is one time in particular that stands out. I was at my favorite bar, and I had it sitting on the counter as I paid for a beer. I turned around to walk away, and within 2 seconds, realized I had left it there. I quickly made my way back, but it was too late. The wallet was gone. I just remember thinking “I hope you are proud of yourself. You just got 2 dollars and a condom that was made in 1993.” So I didn’t lose much, but it was one of the worst feelings of vulnerability that you can go through.
Well, apparently, the people at Slimfold don’t really give a crap about that feeling, because they have created a wallet that is so easy to lose, you might just mistakenly throw it away yourself! Seriously, this thing is so compact, that you could very likely think it is a receipt or something and just blindly chuck it into the trash.
They call it the SlimFold MICRO Soft Shell Wallet, and it is at least flat enough to keep you from getting a cramp in your *ss cheek. It is made from tech fabric, and is machine washable, so long as you don’t use fabric softener (who the hell even uses that anymore anyway). And it’s also waterproof, so it won’t matter if it rains after you accidentally throw it in a dumpster!
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