Apparently, there are people out there that have weird fetishes. I thought food, strangulation, and murder were weird enough, but I was wrong. Because now it has been brought to my attention that there are people out there that are turned on by fruit, salt water, and sponges. That’s pretty weird, but hell, to each their own I guess!
For those people, is this onesie pajamas for Spongebob fans! So now you can combine your sexual love of fruit, salt water, and sponges, by sporting the only wide-eyed sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea!
The Spongebob pajamas are made of polyester fleece, and are available for sizes from small, all the way up to extra-large, so fat people don’t need to worry about fitting into them! They look creepily like the popular cartoon character too, just in case you like a bit of awkwardness with your bedtime activities! So now you can live in a pineapple under the sheets!
$29.95 – $44.00 From Amazon
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