Words are fun. Swear words are even more fun. The first swear word I ever learned was f*ck, and it was a love affair at first… mutter. Today, as an adult, I swear like a drunken sailor! Am I really a sailor? No. Am I usually drunk? Yes! Swearing has become such a part of my vocabulary, that it is just normal for me. I wish everyone was like that. I think it would be best to hook em’ while they’re young!
Well now we can, with this f*cking swear word coloring book! This motherf*cker is FILLED with naughty words for your kid to decorate, while they practice all the different f*cking ways to get grounded!
Why the f*ck wouldn’t you buy this? This is the sh*t! It’s 20 f*cking pages of beautifully outlined swear words, including sh*t, the dreaded c*nt, f*ck, and just so we don’t forget those *ssholes in the UK, “bollocks”. Which I think may be my new favorite, because it’s the only one that I don’t have to f*cking censor for this.
Sidenote: keep in mind, this sh*t is a f*cking pre-order, so don’t expect to get it till February… ya c*nt!
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