They say time heals all wounds. But if you are like me, you say f*ck that nonsense! Anyone who has ever wronged me deserves misery, pain, and undying disappointment and let-me-downs for the rest of their pathetic little lives! Go ahead; call me bitter. I don’t disagree with that. All I can say, is that I have never taken well to people trying to step on me. When trust is broken, it is unforgettable, and I will never be able to look at you the same way again.
So, for us grudge-holders, there is “the gift of nothing”! This product takes a hint from Cards Against Humanity’s Sh*t Edition, and allows you to pay money for… nothing.
The nothing comes in its own packaging, complete with a label casing, and a plastic sphere that contains the big ball of nothing that represent the soul of the person you are sending it to! If you really want to get creative, make your nothing into something by putting something in it. Something like a piece of poo, or a pig’s heart, or send your recipient the severed finger of one of their relatives that you are holding captive (psycho)!
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