You know, it is refreshing to see that a manufacturer agrees with me that Michael Bay’s remake of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”, like all of Michael Bay’s films, was a sleeping pill at best! But, you may have that one girlfriend, who has absolutely no taste in movies, and who is insisting that you watch that atrocity before calling a night.
Well now you can be prepared, with the TMNT Onesie Pajamas! These full-body pajamas can transform you into Leonardo, Raphael, or Michelangelo!
Why they left out Donatello is beyond me; he was the best one. Also, why they did not include a butt-flap, I do not know, but you have a choice of having a face on the hood, or to get pajamas with a two-holed face mask instead!
And if your girlfriend happens to be awesome, there is also a Shredder bathrobe, that comes included with the villain’s trademark face mask! For us geeks, that’s pretty much like lingerie, so it could spark some more adults activities. Hey, what’s better than that? You get some action, and you don’t have to sit through a crappy movie!
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