Well, let’s admit it. Even though drinking is awesome, and has been about 60% responsible for my active sex life, we do and say a lot of stupid things when we are drunk. And when we are out at a bar or a party, it gets worse, because we are surrounded by other people who are saying and doing stupid things. So it would only make sense to come up with a cure for your stupidity.
Well, this Two Fisted Drinker Beer Mug won’t do that. In fact, it only encourages your stupid behavior, by offering you two beers in one! That means that you can cut the time you have wasted fetching refills in half! So you can take more time to be stupid, and impress all of your stupid friends with your lack of knowledge for actual politics!
So how this works, is two mugs (each able to hold about 15 ounces) are connected side by side with a handle in the middle. Between them, is what the manufacturers refer to as the “magic hole”. Now, that term always had a very different meaning to me, and I highly doubt that there is any actual magic involved, but the hole allows for your liquid to level itself. In short, without the magic hole, you wouldn’t able to drink out of this thing, because you would just spill your beverage everywhere!
So, I don’t know, have fun being stupid! And I don’t mean that as an insult. Hell, invite me over and I’ll get stupid with you any time!
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