Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit

This Survival Kit Is As Fake As The Zombie Apocalypse!

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Look, I have said it before, and I will say it again: THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!! And I am not saying that it is scientifically impossible (although highly unlikely) that a virus may evolve which inhabits a deceased human body and brings it back to “life”. What IS scientifically impossible, is the possibility of said virus being able to survive in Earth’s atmosphere, because a virus needs a host to survive.

Now, the human body begins to decay very shortly after death, and that process is sped up by climates that have extreme heat. In contrast, climates of extreme cold will freeze the body in less than a couple hours, causing it be immobile until it is heated back up, in which case it will simply start to decay again.

So the simple answer to a zombie outbreak, would be to transport them all to say, Antarctica, or the Sahara Desert. They would simply just die out within days.

So it is probably a good thing that this zombie apocalypse survival kit is not a real survival kit. It comes with stuff like a (fake) knife, a (fake) shotgun, a (fake) hand grenade, and a (REAL) book! It also comes with a bunch of other stupid sh*t, and comes encased in a break-in-case-of-emergency box frame. And all of this stupid sh*t can be yours for just 125 bucks (shipping not included)!

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